The Secret Adventure Files of a Dinosaur(12th Edition) : Blue

Blue is my favourite colour.
The sky is Blue.








My eyes are Blue.









My curtains are Blue.








Mu bed sheets are Blue.

Chris's Bed sheets are Blue.









One dollar poker chips are Blue.

The save as draft button is Blue. you dont need a pic just look down next time youre writing a blog.

And at the moment... My tongue is Blue.

Love yours truly
=)

The secret Adventure Files of a Dinosaur(11th edition) : Birthday

So it was my birthday yesterday.
WOOOOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY
and yeah
The end

The Secret Adventure Files of a Dinosaur(10th Edition) : Legends

LEGENDARY KIDS!
arghh i love them, and we all know a few kids who do legendary things, or say legendary things.


legendary

noun (legendaries)
1-(obsolete) A collection of legends, in particular of lives of saints.
2-(obsolete) One who relates legends.
adjective
3-Of or pertaining to a legend or to legends.
4-Appearing (solely) in legends.
5-Having the splendor of a legend; fabled.

There was a kid today, in his dads ute, me and Jaye just walking along to do a bit of shopping and out he comes with a BEEEEEP so loud i thought my ear drums were going to burst but i did not show the kid i was scared.. Jaye on the other hand.. Pretty much needed a new pair of undies =) So we walk along double back and go right up to his window and go RAWRRRRR like the dinosaurs we are.
Pretty sure he then needed a new heart and a new pair of pants :) maybe a new car seat cover too hahaha, Then we gave him a hi five and contined to walk infront of his car again.. To which he responded with another loud BEEEEP.
Jaye made sure she told me to remind her to bring a spare pair of underwear the next time she goes down the street because he'd scared her for the second time..
You win little man, you win.

The Secret Files of a Dinosaur(9th edition) : Forever

How Long Is Forever?
You know how you see those initials atched into a tree, or a table, and on the botthom it says forever or 4ever or 4eva if you really cant spell.. and your either awwwwwh theyre "in love!" or youre like.. theyre... "IN LOVE" yeah right.
Well i was wondering, how long is forever.
Is it, a lifetime, is it eternity, or is there a different forever for different people.
Well a lifetime is pretty self explanitory: Ill love you for the rest of my life, or ill hate you for the rest of your life..
eternity is still pretty easy to understand, that is whether youre a believer of soulmates or not. Does your love still go on until the end of the universe even after you die?
I prefer the last one.
Although i believe in soulmates and all that jazz, but i dont believe in forever forever, i think that each and every one of us has a sort of... time limit...
I know that sorta kinda probably doesnt make any sense at all.
Instead of saying i love you forever, I Promise to love you for our forever. Whether that be a long time or a short time.. itll always be our forever.
Chris, Mum, Mark, Keely, Dad, Jaye, Lily, Steph, Abbey: I love each and every one of you in different ways, but ill love you all for our forever.
Tootles x x

the secret adventure files of a dinosaur(8th edition) : Shower

I was toying with the idea to delete this post because if the people who its about ever read it they'd be so embarrassed.
But it's in the past now and if they do have a problem with it, all they have to do is ask me to take it down and i will.


Last night Christopher Had a shower.
WOW HOW INTERESTING.
wish i was there
KIDDING
calm down.
okay so this story isn't actually about Chris having a shower.
This is about how disturbing images are put into your head when you hear or read things that turn into traumatic experiences that haunt you for the rest of your life.
I'm sure you have one or two of your own.
Last night, there was an... incident... Involving... Faja & Malungalunga. (code names. I'm too traumatised to say it)
It involved Adults, Thinking i was asleep, and umm.. Web cam + Noises.
I blocked my ears and concentrated really hard on not thinking about it but the damage was done.
I have no idea what to do to get rid of it, And i don't have the heart to tell them That i know because it would be so completely embarrassing and just UGH
I was going to send Faja a fb message to never ever ever bring it up again in person.
to delete this message as soon as they read it
To not even reply
To not give me the sex talk
To not give me the puberty talk
And to just go about their daily life as if nothing has happened but just to let them know that i know. But i couldn't.. fb wouldn't let me post a message to someone i wasn't friends with.


Christopher i hope your shower was lovely and warm and wet
Just the way you like it

the secret adventures of a dinosaur(7th edition) : Trying

I dont like people who Bitch.
I dont like people who Lie.
I dont like people who Cheat.
& I definately dont like people who dont try.
I havent been very fortunate in my life and ive had to try very hard and strive alot for what ive wanted.
when people who just get things like "snap" and then they just go "yeah i can be anything i want im not even going to try"
It just pisses me off.
I try my hardest and im Proud of that fact because when i actually acomplish something it makes everything soooo much better.
It took me a whole year to finally get to the floor in the splits.
I tried so hard that i was ahead of all the dancers in my troupe.
Im now doing 3 year 11 subjects in year 10 - after being kicked out of school.
Ive just gotten an A for english (under australias new system C is where youre supposed to be, B is a year above and A is two years above.)
And got a 93% for a year 11 Biology test
Im still trying at year 11 maths but i think the fact that im trying means so much more then all of the kids who get 99.99999% on their tests.
Ive also currently convinced my boyfriend to try in school.
He is doing sooo well im soooooo proud of him.

So if youre reading this and you dont try.. You have no idea how good it feels when you acomplish something. And if youre one of those people who go "aah naah i wont try coz ill just fail"
UGH STOP BEING SO MELODRAMATIC. YOU CAN DO IT.
TaTaForNow

the secret adventure files of a dinosaur(6th edition) : GoldDigger

Im sure youre all fairy familiar with the song "Gold Digger" even if youre not into that genre of music.

A Little bit of background info: Its my mums favourite song.

I was in Biology today when a kid (lets call him dylan) Started singing The song and then put his hand palm up as a gesture for me to finish the song.
As i know all of the words i finished the chorus and then we sung together.
I asked him if he actually knew what the song was about.
"a priostitute?" he replied.
No its actually about a pre Nuptual agreement.
WHAT?! i hear you exclaim.
It is about a Gold digger as well but thats just the epilogue of the story.
Yeah well if you listen to it properly it says
(8) If you aint no punk holler we want pre nup. WE WANT PRE NUP YEAH! its something that you need to have and when she leave your ass she gonna leave with half. (8)
And this got me thinking:
Sometimes, you hear things (or write things) and they mean something COMPLETELY different to what you thought.
And that comes back to that age old debate of IMing and Texting And E-mailing And Facebooking and All of that jazz but im not going to go into that because the truth of the matter is, its a wonderful way to communicate.. Even if i dont get mail.
I love getting mail :P
Well ill leave you with the lyrics haha, get the song stuck in your head.







She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(She steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (She steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke(I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head


[Verse 1:]
Cutie da bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her under arm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin' for the one
have you seen her?
My psychic told me she gonna have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An' I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Okay get ya kids but then they got they friends
I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you fuckin' with this girl then you betta' be paid
You know why
Take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she used to fuck with Usher
I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head


[Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo' kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV, any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy ya shorty Tyco with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money
Shoulda' got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
If you ain't no punk holla' we want pre-nup
WE WANT PRE-NUP!, yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo' ass she gon' leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his?

[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
but she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head

Now I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs
You want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, can't pay, y'all can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while y'all washin', watch him
He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition, baby look in his eyes
(Jamie Foxx comes in)
This week he's moppin' floors, next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know these dude's ballin, and yeah that's nice
And they gon' keep callin' and tryin'
But you stay right, girl
But when you get on, he leave yo' ass for a white girl